So, aside from drastic hair-related changes, I went out to see a movie. He’s Just Not That Into You, the film adaptation of the book of the same name. I’ve not read the book, but I remember the authors being on Oprah once, and it sounded really interesting. I am firm believer in women needing to get real about men and stop pandering to them when they’re clearly…just not that into you. The film was a humorous look at situations so many of us find ourselves in. Do you wait for him to call? Do you call him? What if he doesn’t call? Can you find him on Facebook? And so on and so forth. I thought it was great, and judging by the rest of the people there, they enjoyed it too.

Added bonus is that Justin Long is adorable. Not so much a bonus, but an Envy Creator, is that the film proves to me yet again that Scarlett Johansson is stunning and has the best body in Hollywood, damnit! That girl has got some boobs… And hips and bum and waist. Can I please be her?