The 5000 Question Survey: Pt 23

701. What is your favorite mixed drink? I don’t have one.
702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others? I often feel pulled in difference direction, but I don’t feel that committing to one answer eliminated the possibility of all others. It’s just a sruvey!
703. Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce? Well none, really.
704. If you were alone in your friend’s house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks? No way, that’s awful!
705. What would you really like to do but you don’t because you are afraid of getting caught? No comment.
706. Of the following, which word best describes you:
responsible:
spontaneous:
tactful: Probably this one.
uninhbited:
707. Which band would you most likely check out?
The Smiths (indi-pop 80′s-90′s) This one.
The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90′s)
Front 242 (80′s-90′s industrial/dance)
708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit? Figure out WHY they procrastinate so much and fix that problem. Or alternatively, just stop it and get things done.
709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered? Fairy wings.
710. What kind of poetry speaks to you? Not much, to be quite honest.
711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours? I don’t have one.
712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else? Why yes, yes I do.
713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you Should be reading? Yes…
714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey (http://opendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A894446)to this edited version, what is your opinion? n/a
715. What’s the most creative answer you can think of for ‘what is black and white and red all over’? My cat Molly after a run-in with red paint.
716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a police car pulling someone else over? Cause they don’t want the cop to notice they were also speeding. Or they don’t want to crash into either car.
717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead? See above.
718. It’s daddy’s birthday. What do you get him? Hm, a book.
719. What’s your 5,000 question survey nickname?
Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first name
A anything but
B bubalicious
C captivating
D deadly
E erotic
F funky
G greasy
H heaps of
I indie
J jelly
K kinetic
L lasher
M Mr. (or Mrs.)
N neglected
O ogre-like
P parading
Q quacking
R Rico
S stinky
T the one and only
U uber
V Velcro
W wishing for
X x-tra
Y yearning for
Z zoobalee

Put the two words together for your nickname. Anything but God.

720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it’s all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you’re holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it’s done you’re on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night?

What does that feeling come from? Lots of things. But not sex.

I’m lying.
721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends? Ha, quite a few.
722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass? I’ve only ever read Alice.
723. Write a question and answer it here. What is your favourite colour of sock? Black.
724. Who is your favorite playwright? Don’t have one.
725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in? Pretty much all of them.
726. What would the worst movie ever be about? Paint drying.
727. Do you like truffles? Yes.
Do you like Turkish delight? Yes.
728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman? Generally, yes.
729. What’s funnier, plants or fire extinguishers? Fire extinguishers.
730. For question 720 did you write down sex? Yes,
You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater. Lol.
731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid? Leopard print.
732. What would you consider ordinary? Pretty much most things.
733. What is out of the ordinary? Pigs flying.
734. Do you ever watch COPS? Nah.
735. Is there always room for j – e – l – l – o? Of course.
736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it? One with a lot of very attractive men.
737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air? No, I couldn’t actually explain that to you.
738. When do you act the most dramatic? When it’s not serious.
739. Are you one of those people who have, “see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards? No.
740. It’s mom’s birthday. What do you get her? Gardening stuff.
741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering ‘where are they now’? Um.. Hm, obviously they’ve all disappeared from my thoughts, too.
742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy? Yes. Asshole.
743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey? Not many.
744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake/ocean?
I think maybe when I was 7?
745. If you haven’t would you want to? I might.
746. If you ever did what would you write? I don’t remember.
747. What do you wish you could always be protected from? Financial difficulties.
748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime? Groups of people talking in the way of exits. JUST FUCKING MOVE.
749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV? I don’t know what the Yule log is.
750. Is it better to be loved or feared? Loved.