Disclaimer: I have had a few wines, so I apologise in advance for any nonsense.
601. Do you have a lust for life? Generally yes, but not right now.
602. Do you want to get more out of life? Of course.
603. Would you want to learn to:
Convert to Buddhism? Hm, some of it is useful, but no.
Cure a hangover? Yes please.
Lie persuasively? No, I already can.
604. What character from a movie is most like you? Um, I’m not sure. Amelie?
605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death? No, I have far too much to do before that happens.
606. How do you feel about arranged marriages? I feel badly about them.
607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like? Sport?
608. What do you like that others seem to hate? Tofu?
609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick? October, because it seems the lease likely to be a name. Or something.
610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you? Neither, actually.
611. What is your favorite movie? Amelie.
612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant? A whore.

No, I’m kidding. An alchemist!
613. What is your favorite song lyric? I don’t have an all-time favourite, but I do adore ‘Everybody Here Wants You’ by Jess Buckley. Tis pretty.
614. What will you never run out of? Sarcasm.
615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it? Why yes, yes I would. The trouble would be deciding on who should fall to that fate. Hmmm.
616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron? Nope.
617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)? Nope.
618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due? Yes. Not a good idea.
How about the day it was due? No.
619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?
Pretty much The Hairy Bird, Now and Then or the entire BBC production of Pride and Prejudice.
620. What is your favorite season? Summer.
621. Do you mind being described as cute? Generally, no.
622. What is the tackiest object in your home? Nothing.
623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards? Other people.
624. What is it that makes you an interesting person? The stuff I don’t tell anyone.
625. What makes other people interesting to you? That I cannot pinpoint.
626. How open to suggestion are you? Depends on my mood.
627. Is Michael Jackson black or white? It doesn’t matter if he was black or white. Yes, that was a deliberate pun, but I do actually believe it.
628. Are you often lonely? No.
629. What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had? Frog.
630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure? Yes.
631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only? Head.
632. How imaginative are you? Fairly.
633. Do you like the Counting Crows? Meh, not really.
634. Where did you find this survey? I Googled it!
635. Are you more tense or laid back? Outwardly laid back, inwardly tense.
636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what any one says or does? I can depend on others. That is to say my emotions can be influenced by how those around me feel and behave.
637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers? No, no, and more no. The bible should be completely destroyed altogether.
638. How often do you drink to get drunk? Not very often at all.
639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic? Yes, but also very much no. Stupid people should not have any say in anything, and should just fuck off, which is not very diplomatic.
640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life? Pretty much.
641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi? Nope.
642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home? Saturday.
643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true? Yes it is, and anyone who says otherwise is just lying.
644. What is the most interesting TV channel? None of them, really.
645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again: Pretty much anything by Pink.
646. Do your pets understand you when you talk? Of course they do! Well, some things, anyway.
647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people? Illegal drugs, no comment, no comment.
648. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Not that I’m aware of.
649. Have you been to a museum this year? No!
650. Do you ever watch porn? No comment.