Hi kids! What’s better than snuggling in bed on a rainy night listening to Frank Sinatra?
Snuggling in bed on a rainy night listening to Frank Sinatra and filling out the 5000 Question Survey, that’s what! Ha-ha-ha. 
(I’m being sarcastic, in case you can’t tell…)
I’ve decided to increase the number of questions I answer in each part so that I’m not still doing this when I’m 70. 
261. If an art project is created with the intent of getting rich and famous, does that cast doubt over its significance as a work of art? For me, it casts more doubt over the integrity of the creator, but the work itself can be judged independently from that. If it’s still good, it’s still good.
262. If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration? The Mars fucking Volta. Or Bon Iver.
263. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country? Um. Probably a homeless guy.
264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? To the richest 5 people in the world. No one taught them how to share.
265. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child? Unfortunately no, though I do consider myself a pretty happy person.
266. Who knows more…you, or your parents? My parents.
267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing? Guitar!
268. Children fill its lungs completely with air. Adults breathe in a more shallow way, not filling their lungs completely. Why the change? Excuse me but ‘its’ should be ‘their’, you fool. And it’s probably because children relax their abdominal muscles when breathing. Adults tend to tighten them at least a bit, so their chest area fills up more. Or maybe it’s for some other reason; I really don’t know and I’m not Googling it.
269. Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars? Would he be really handsome, STI/STD-free and nice? Like Richard Gere in Pretty Women?
270. Are you completely in control of your body? Yes. Well, except when a limb falls asleep or something, then not so much.
Are you completely in control of your mind? No.
271. Which is more romantic: an expensive, glittering bouquet OR flowers that were hand picked as they grew beside the parkway? Hand picked, hand picked!!! By FAR.
272. Do you know yourself well enough to understand why you feel the way you do? Usually, yes. That’s the sort of thing I enjoy figuring out.
273. Which do you do more often: let movies, songs and books put your feelings into words for you or put your feelings into words by yourself? I put them into words myself.
274. Do you believe celebrities when they are endorsing a product? Hell no. You’d have to be a fool to.
275. What kind of movies do you wish were made more often? Good ones. LOL
276. Does fashion matter to you? Not in terms of following trends, but my style matters to me and I do love clothes.
277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else? Of course!
278. What do you get in trouble for the most? I don’t really get in trouble.
279. Should parents spank their kids? No. Not under any circumstances.
280. What is your worst daily habit? Buying coffee.
281. If you had your choice which one TV show would you have cancelled? Shortland Street.
282. Do you like the taste of sweet or salt? Both, at the same time, like Icelandic chocolate bars with the liquorice strip on top! Om nom nom.
283. Are you very precise about what words you use to describe your feelings and thoughts Sometimes. Not when I’m angry, though. 
284. What do you feel the most guilty about? Nothing.
285. Do you meditate? Sometimes, particularly if I’m really stressed, feeling down or can’t sleep.
286. Can dreams be visions, or do you feel they are always random images? I think some people have predictive dreams.
287. Do you try to write/say what you are feeling in a true and simple way? Generally yes, though I don’t know how successful I really am at that.
288. The thief _______ that everyone steals. What verb would you fill in the blank with? Thinks.
289. What’s the most incredible experience you ever had? Being present at the birth of my eldest nephew. It was neat!
290. Are you ever afraid to write/say/think how you feel? Say, more than the other two.
291. Do you write/say/think it anyway or become intimidated and try to avoid it? Depends on who I’m talking to.
292. What is one thing you can’t do? Play guitar.
293. Do you like movies starring Charleton Heston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleton_Heston)? Haven’t really seen any.
294. Are you gentle? Mostly yes.
295. When do you feel the most raw and vulnerable? No comment.
296. Are you trying to find yourself? Yes. It’s a bit like a dog chasing it’s tail.
297. Where are you looking? In cupboards. (I don’t think I can’t answer these seriously anymore…)
298. Are you sometimes afraid of being honest because you are afraid of hurting people’s feelings? Yes.
299. What would make you a stronger person? Spinach.
300. What book would you like to read sometime soon? I’d quite like to finish To The Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf.