It’s late and I’m lazy, so here is a list of recent happenings in the world of Sam. Exciting, I know! You must be on the edge of your seat with anticipation of it. (Mm, sarcasm.)
- My life pretty much revolves around university. I have no idea how students manage to fit socialising, jobs and study into their lives at the same time.
- I have enough trouble just trying to get my assignments finished on time. I handed in a report today that had the potential to be made of pure win, but because my time management skills are much crappier than I ever thought they were, it was made of pure just-ok.
- I suppose it’s still better than pure fail though.
- Moving on. Still related to uni, but nothing to do with the academic side of things. I’ve always had the brilliant talent of being attracted to inappropriate men, which is something that my two months at university has proved without a doubt. I think I am incapable of fancying anyone available or who is not employed by the university.
- This is very frustrating because it’s not really appropriate to flirt with your lecturer, even when he is incredibly attractive and awesome. *insert a lot of facepalming here*
- In other news, soy mochas are my new favourite drink. I spend too much money on them.
241. Is fifty dollars a lot of money? Not these days, no.
242. Do you like the band Front 242 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_242)? I’ve never heard of them, so I don’t know/care.
243. Would you rather have fame, money, or self-satisfaction? Self-satisfaction, which sounds really, really rude, even though I know it’s not meant that way. I think. Or money. Money would be good right now because then I could have my own place and no student loan and a new phone because my current one keeps dying.
244. What’s your middle name? Jade.
245. What is the absolute limit, the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars? I don’t know. Eat something gross?
246. Are you good, evil or neutral? Neutral, though I guess I’m probably more on the good side of things. Well, I try to be, anyway.
247. Should ebonics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics) be considered a language? I really don’t care.
248. What color is your bedroom? Off-white. Very ugly. 
What color would you like it to be? Maybe a pale blue or green.
249. When are you planning to move to a new home? I’m not.
250. If you added up the cost of everything in the room with you, approximately what would it come out to be? About a few thousand dollars.
251. Do you blow your nose in public? If I have to, though I do prefer to do that sort of thing in a bathroom/private area.
252. Do you want to follow in your parent’s footsteps? No, I have my own path to follow. Not that there is anything wrong with what they’ve done, mind you.
253. What is the coolest web site you know of? I honestly can’t think of any that I find THAT cool. I tend to go through phases of visiting certain sites frequently and then not again for ages.
254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie? The Jetsons. Or did they do that? No, no, wait Pinky and The Brain!!
255. Of the following, which word best describes you: enthusiastic, fair minded, generous, helpful Fair minded or helpful.
256. Can you eat with chopsticks? Yep, I sure can.
257. Could you tell real money from counterfeit? Probably not. 
258. What do you think about school uniforms? They don’t stop kids from being mean about other kids’ physical appearances, so therefore I think they are pointless.
259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit? Egypt or Greece. Or I would go and see what people in Western Europe were doing.
260. What would make a great new Crayola color? Absinthe green.