Nothing like a bulleted post to help a girl out when she’s all over the place, amiright? This is where you say “Oh, yes, of course.”

• I was so looking forward to my lunch today: leftover noodle stir-fry I made last night. Only when I went to get said leftovers I discovered they were not there, that they’d been given to my dad to take to work. Ok, whatever, fine; but I really do find it annoying when people don’t ask me before taking my stuff. I probably would have said yes, or said leave a bit for me, you know. But, shit, I really felt like that damn stir-fry. It was totally my best yet.
• A consequence of the above situation was me making some macaroni and nooch sauce, which is a bit of a treat and usually something I love. Today, however, it’s making me feel queasy. We’re having people over for a BBQ so it really blows.
• I had a dream this morning that I was back in highschool, but at the age I am now, and one of the classes was sex-ed and we had to put condoms on…wait for it…not bananas….nope….it was….our hands. And people were using them like sock puppets and talking in silly voices. WTF? I also remember being terribly irritable over the misplacing of my flash drive because it had some “compromising” material on it, if you get my drift, wink-wink-nudge-nudge.
• I suppose I should go and take a shower and make an effort? Or I could silently slip away to a cosy room with a decent telly, big squishy bed and a pile of DVDs… If only I had such a room.