I have to set the scene: I’m sitting on the couch doing some kind of seated Twist dance to Ray Charles. The 50s and 60s radio station on Sky Digital is genius.

I sent in my report this morning. Oh relief! I think it was ok, not great, but hopefully it will do. Now I’m working on my last assignment for the course, which is a learning journal I’ve been writing in for the duration of the course and a numeracy worksheet.

I only need to add one or two more entries to the journal, and I am stuck on one maths problem which I am waiting for help with (I’m having trouble understanding exactly what’s being asked, so I want to double-check). Except now I have to wait. I would be done by now if only my brain was sure of the meaning. Damn you, brain, you, you….grr!

Oh well, as long as I get it done by Monday, which is when the assignment is due, all will be well and the clouds will open up and God will praise thy. Or something.

I hope God is Johnny Depp or Caleb Followill. That would make me really happy. Just saying…